STAR WARS VIII: A Far, Far Better Script…

A FAR, FAR BETTER SCRIPT... (or at least the start) “STAR WARS” appears on screen to traditional fanfare. Yellow words scroll off into distance. “The Republic is no more. General Leia Organa has ordered the survivors of the Resistance Army to scatter beyond the outer rim of the galaxy to seek refuge and aid. Although …

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Dear Disney, regarding Star Wars VIII

Dear Disney, I'm going to stall for a bit in this letter so that those who have not yet seen the film won't accidentally read any "spoilers". I'll start with the compliments. You kept John Williams as composer. Most wise. In buying the StarWars franchise, you acquired yet another Disney princess. She fit all your …